Informational Bro

You know the meaning of some, maybe even most of the words you use. Not this one, though, as you’re telling the girl sitting next to you that you love the sauna because “it’s so exfoliating.”

You seem similarly confused by the subject of biomechanics, because now you’re explaining to the girl, who’s sitting shiny and rapt at your own shiny side, that this afternoon the two of you will “sweat out all the calories.”

She smiles and presses her hand to the back of her neck, closes her eyes and sighs. “Good,” she says with her eyes still closed, “Let’s do that,” and you’re watching her, her hand, her neck, the sweat rolling off her. When she opens her eyes you look away.