All hail the new flesh

I said the first person shooter was the new flower. The new _____________.

                                                                                                                             (void)

The new _________________. The avant-rocket-launcher/squirt gun.

                        (currency)

The controller cable is the new thrift-store autoerotic suggestion. Use the

direction pad/joystick to twirl your character. Look up. Ha.

You’re dancing.